Forgot to post this a little while back. Coworkers, after much deliberation with bellies full of chicken and beer, gave me a Korean name. Hwang Go Dan. I only hope I can live up to their expectations. I’m sure there’s an appropriate way to include the “disappointed Asian father” meme in here somehow…

EDIT: Might as well add two additional ways of writing said name, depending on how fancy you want to get.

황고단 or 黃 高段